Perfect Situp, Perfect Push-Up, JackRacks, Total Gyms…someday we’ll probably make a website dedicated solely to the hundreds of As Seen on TV fitness products that are out there. Because for every one product you’ve heard of or have seen on TV, there’s at least 4 out there that you’ve never heard of.
Here at As Seen on TV Life, we’ll not only look at the ones you’ve seen on the television over and over and over and over again, but we’ll also look at the ones who are using more of a grass roots marketing campaign.
Why? Because it beats being in front of a computer all the damned day!
Have a product you’d like us to work out on? Let us know!
Offer details & such: Available in 1 & 3 bottle offers. A nightmare in my world is when I forget to take the water bottle to the gym. Not only because the gym prices are crazy, but they’re might 32-oz water bottles. They’re like my safety blanket to help me get through those treacherous elliptical [...]
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Offer details & such: 1 and two payment options available. Includes: Intro DVD, Members Only Area. Sales tax: Varies. Guarantee: DVD Assurance program. There’s been this trend in recent years that’s moreorless implied that no one is allowed to make a new fitness product unless it’s attached to a bell concept. Kettle bells, barbells, dumbbells, [...]
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Offer details & such: 3 payments of $33.00 + $29.90 S&H = $128.90. BOGO: Includes: carrying bag, 2 intro DVDs, fat burning & nutrition guides. Sales tax: Varies. Guarantee: 30-Day Money Back Guarantee less shipping, handling and processing fees. One day I swear I’m going to swap out this executive chair for one of those [...]
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Offer details & such: $79.95 + $0.00 S&H. Includes: 1-month supply of contact gel, eating plan, walking CD, toning pads. Sales tax: varies. Guarantee: 30-day. Sport-Elec is a time-honored tradition in As Seen on TV Fitness. Ever since the original exercise machines came out with a massage belt that could work in a V-8 engine, [...]
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Offer details & such: 2 payments of $19.95 + $9.95 P&H. Includes: “Upper Body Sculpting” DVD. Sales tax: CA & WI. Guarantee: Satisfaction guaranteed – including shipping. If you haven’t heard about Shake Weight yet, well then consider yourself blessed and lucky for having a life that doesn’t involve a television. Shake Weight has been [...]
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Offer details & such: $99.95. Includes: storage and travel bag and instructional DVD. I herniated a disc in my back…in the 5th grade. True story. It really is the only time the other kids in the class can pick on the big, athletic kid: when he’s stuck on the sidelines in gym class and isn’t [...]
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Amazon.com Widgets Offer details & such: 30-day trial – $14.95 + $19.95 S&H. If returned in 30 days – $0.00 more. If kept – 3 payments of $29.95. Save $14.95 if 1 payment option is selected. Includes: Chest Magic exerciser, calorie-reduced diet, aerobic exercise program. Sales tax: varies. Guarantee: 30-day. In Discovery Channel’s PitchMen!, Season [...]
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Offer details & such: 30-day trial – $39.95 + $15.95 S&H. After that, the remaining balance is billed if product is kept. 1 payment option also available. Sales tax: CA, CO, VA, SC & NY. Guarantee: 30-day (minus S&H). For me, one of the hardest things to do is to wake up in the morning. [...]
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Offer details & such: door attachment, ab & core straps, push-up stands, DVD, chart – $49.99 + $9.95 S&H. Sales tax: AZ, CA, CT, GA, KS, KY, MD, MN, MI, NJ, NC, OH, PA, SC, TN ,TX, UT, VA & WA. The weather’s unbearable. I can’t afford gas for my car. Not in the mood [...]
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Offer details & such: $139.99 + $19.95 S&H Includes: nylon carrying bag, runners DVD, straps, exercise guide, Jillian Michaels Fat Shredding DVD, Georges St. Pierre Lean Muscle DVD. Sales tax: AZ, CA, CT, GA, KS, KY, MD, MN, MI, NJ, NC, OH, PA, SC, TN ,TX, UT, VA, WA. In the last few years, unless [...]
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Offer details & such: 14-Day trial – $14.95 + $19.95 S/P&H. Includes: ball & power chords, knee pad, air pump, Jerry Abbott’s Torso Ball Exercise DVD. Sales tax: CA. Guarantee: 30-Days minus s/p&h. Who among us considers rolling around on a big ball a rather phalic way to exercise? Ok, maybe it’s because I’m watching [...]
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Offer details & such: 30 Day Trial – $14.95 + $34.50 S&H. One payment option is also available. Sales tax: CA, CO, VA, SC & NY Guarantee: 30-day (Minus S&H we assume). There are days like today when I just don’t want to go outside. The world seems too menacing. My extremities never seen to [...]
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