[Review] The Trillion Dollar Coin Proof - Just as Insane as the Proposal

Posted on: Jan 24 2013 at 02:09 - comments
Posted In:

(official affiliate link)

Offer details & such: 1 coin - $10 + $6.95 P&H. Sales tax:  CT. Guarantee:  30-day money back (less S&H). Notes:  Please don't use it in a vending machine.

This might be the first time in our history where absurdity of a souvenir night be less than the absurdity of the actual entity of which the souvenir represents. A trillion dollar coin? Really? It's took on some incredible heat. We're feeling a bit blessed by the checks and balances of the nation to have the Treasury step in and say, "uh, really?" They say they've printed a couple but here's to hoping that it stays out of circulation.

Want a Trillion Dollar Coin?

Twenty bucks won't be the way to attain it. The wealthiest people in the world couldn't even purchase one. BUT, you can own a souvenir of one. Let's see how bad the damage is...

What Is the Trillion Dollar Coin Proof?

It's the coin that will save you soul and pay all your bills! Duh? Where the Hell have you been? It'll save social security, stop North Korea from testing nukes, bring John Lennon back from the dead and prevent churches from ever having to ask for donations. It'll be available in the candy cane aisle of your local grocers and will be available in seed form in the fall - the trick is keeping the weeds out.

Or...it sits on your shelf and looks pretty and reminds you of a funny story you heard on every major news network - and the Colbert Report.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to mytrilliondollarproof.com (official affiliate link) , the Trillion Dollar Coin tribute proof claims the following features and benefits:

  • Tribute to what some say is "the perfect solution to America's debt crisis
  • Authorized by an act of congress (turned down by the Treasury)
  • An incredible amount of zeros in 1 trillion
  • Statue of Liberty looks pissed on proof
  • Not available in stores at the time of this review

Does The Trillion Dollar Proof Work? Review of Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  One product, one shipping cost, one state pays taxes - sort of like real life. Just be proactive when reading the upsells after you submit your card thereby purchasing the product and you should be okay. 

Product Performance:  Seriously. The first one of you who bitch on here about the coin being too big for a vending machine will be made much, much, much fun of. The first of you who yell, scream, whine and moan that you weren't able to sell it for even a million dollars at a pawn shop will be heralded as the silliest as people. The first of you who get upset that you can't cash it in at the bank will be have their picture posted on every "I'm a dumbass" website from here to the other side of Titan. The first of you to whine that, "this isn't a real Trillion Dollar coin," will simply get sent videos of facepalms. Many, may facepalms.

Consulted Sources Included...

Final Thoughts - What to Expect...Perhaps

I expect that some political rant bloggers will be infuriated with the product, saying it's profiting off our nation's suffering. I expect others to think that they're getting some official collector's item that they'll be able to cash in on at the end of the year. Then someone will be enlightened enough to say that the product is as valuable as a real trillion dollar coin. Then I suspect that John Stewart will purchase one, display it proudly on his desk and then say, "it's the same f#ckin' thing!"

But we don't expect it to ever been treated as a collectible. Souvenir? Sure. But collectible? Nope. But niche items have been known to surprise us before.

Customer Service:   Phone: 1-203-299-3340

Where to Find The Trillion Dollar Proof

(official affiliate link)

Please Let Us Know Your Thoughts!

Facebook Commenting (If You'd Like)

Disqus Commenting (If You'd Rather)

Best Price Comparisons. Reviews almost funnier than ours.

Try it. Bookmark it. Make it a part of your research arsenal.


[Review] Will you get older just using RedMD Anti-Aging Light Therapy?

Kobalt Double Drive Screwdriver [Review] (Damnit. I Already Used my Lowe-Down Pun)

Kobalt Double Drive Ratchet [Review] - The Lowe-down

How to Order Proactiv While Avoiding the Auto-Ship "Scam"

Mighty Sealer Vs. Flex Seal. Is It a Fair Comparison?

Snuggie for Two - Couple Snuggies for Date Night (Bleh!!!!)

Favorites & Classics

Decompressing w/ Dr. Ho's Back Belt [Review] - (I could have said, "pimpin' ").

Before I'd ever use a product like Dr. Ho's Back Belt, I would consult my chiropractor - who I haven't seen in awhile. What we found is that most people wouldn't take such an approach...

[Review] NutriBullet - It's Better Than Your Blender Because???? WTF?

I would swear that the NutriBullet is just a Magic Bullet with a different plastic skin and fonts & iconography. I assume that if I want to make veggie smoothies I could just use a Magic Bullet, but apparently I can't. Or something like that. I'm still looking.

Review - InstaBulb w/ Anthony Sullivan - Another Classic My Grandfather Used

This is one of those times where my grandfather bought something he wanted to see on TV and it was a great idea. I went into the garage and click the switch when I realized the light-bulb didn't look like an ordinary light-bulb.

Neutrogena SkinID [Review] - Free Skin ID Evaluation

With so many acne products out and about, on television, on the shelves, at the impulse counter, next to the Redbox and vending machines...It's enough to make one wonder as to why the competition is so fierce. Is it because no single product works well enough? Or is it because people have a hard time telling which product works for them. Maybe Neutrogena is onto something with the SkinID.

Awesome Auger - Was It PitchMen's Billy Mays that Made it Awesome?

Awesome Auger - Was It PitchMen's Billy Mays that Made it Awesome? Or was it Awesome Auger inventor Tommie Matasko and his inspiring story that lead to the Auger's invention? Please visit the As Seen on TV Life Summary Review and find out.

ZorbEEZ! Some Billy Mays Products Should Live Forever!

Before Vince came out with his copycat ShamWOW and his Time/Life operator headphones, there was a super-absorbent cloth that took care of the chills and spills your clumsy day created. And all you needed to know was that Billy Mays thought it was awesome.

The Recent Articles

Flex Seal Colors [Review]: Damn, is that truck inspired by Yellow Submarine?

Gawdamned Flex Seal. Four years later, we’ve had clear, brite, and now 9 additional colors to add to the arsenal. So, I guess it only goes to ask: is it worth the hype? And, can one color match?

What makes Smart Skewers so, you know...yeah.

One has to practices when it comes to such a delicate art form. So, when it comes to Smart Skewers, we wonder: does it allow for such precision? Let’s turn up the heat and find out...

Facebook with us

Tweet with us