Total Pillow [Review] - Total Comfort or Total Sham? or a Shammy?...

Posted on: Apr 09 2011 at 02:01 - comments
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Price: 1 Total Pillow & Total Compress™ & fleece compress covers - $19.99 + $7.95 P&H. Order automatically doubled for $7.95 P&H. Sales tax:   CT, VT, NV. 30 Day Money Back Guarantee (minus P&H).

I'm one of those who have "computer neck," from leaning a little too far back in my chair as I type. So I take a look at Total Pillow as not only a professional reviewer but as a prospective customer. So, yes, the pun applies:  I hope the Total Pillow isn't a pain in the neck. I hope it relieves it.

Claims - How Does Total Pillow Work?

Total Pillow looks like a twelve-petal flower. But it's in those petal shapes that provides the flexibility because it's in those petals where the pillow can be folded, bent and shaped to make the ideal shape for the function. If you need it to fold to provide the comfort of a neck pillow, then you can fold it in half. I you need to twist it up to provide some space between the legs when sleeping on the side at night, the Total Pillow can provide that as well. And because its designed with those creases, the Total Pillow can theoretically hold its stability and shape longer.

According to, the Total Pillow provides the following benefits:

  • Support Your Neck, Ankles, Knees or Anywhere You Need Total Comfort!
  • Customize and Lock Your Total Pillow® into Any Position!
  • Ergonomic Design
  • Great for Lumbar Support

Review - Total Pillow Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

I know it's sad when we're happy to see that the only complaints are from those who didn't add up the price + P&H plus double for more P&H when they ordered, but that's the majority of the complaints we found. So, yeah, we're happy. Go fig.

There was a couple complaints about some hard-selling of a $1 coupon special in the upsells, which are unique. That's a little weird, but if you call and hold your ground you should be fine. If you are reading this and experienced this, please let us know.


...we didn't find issues regarding the product itself. In fact...

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