The Magic Tap - No. It's Not a Bar...Well, Not In This Case

Posted on: Jul 08 2012 at 04:04 - comments
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Original web offer details & such:  1 - $19.99 + $8.99 S&H. BOGO:  Yes! Includes:  Drink guide. Sales tax:  CA &OH. Guarantee:  30 days (minus S&H). Notes:  Additional pairs are available at reduced prices when main offer accepted.

I think someone at ASOTVL is being funny. Give me the late shift on a weekend night and give me products that remind me of where everyone else is at night- the damned bar. And from the sounds of the name, "The Magic Tap," a damned nice bar! Someone better be getting me a beer! A fresh-poured Gumballhead or Zombie Dust would be nice!

But this Magic Tap is not a bar, sadly. I mean, for the product that's a good thing because that isn't their niche. What is their niche? Making life easy for kids and the elderly when they just want so OJ or milk.

But is Magic Tap that magical?

Let's take a look-see.

What Is Magic Tap?

You know those awesome beer taps at high end bars that make perfect pours every time regardless of its proximity to the glass? This is NOT that, sadly. In fact, no one has gotten me a fresh-poured beer yet for me still get over it, NB , but back to the point. The Magic Tap is like that for all the domestic drinks found in the kitchen - given that the opening is circular. 2 gallons of milk? The Magic Tap can pour. Box carton? Not so much. But it's cool enough that it's supposed to keep drinks fresh and kids can just take there cereal bowl up and pour out what the need, assuming they don't like to make Cheerios waterfalls. 

But, yeah, works like a dispenser. And if it starts to not work, swap out the batteries.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to official product websites, Magic Tap claims the following features and benefits:

  • no drips or spills
  • universal caps fit most containers
  • kids can use it
  • eliminates lifting
  • battery operated

Does Magic Tap Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  It's a pretty simple order process. A BOGO and no S&H on the second item so far as we know. It doesn't get much simpler than that.

Product Performance:  The only thing out there is fluff right now. The typical online indicators have been quiet to this point regarding Magic Tap. We also found that those cool optical illusion fountains that look like a garden tap pouring water without piping also are called Magic Taps so if you see a complaint, make sure you know what it's for. Also, if you see a complaint on Yelp!, send it to us. It could be for a bar by that name! And still nobody has.... work before play, NB.

Now I'm Thirsty.

Final Thoughts - What to Expect

We love the concept. We hate the fact it wasn't for beer. For that matter, we probably wouldn't use it on beer. It might be a bit much for the product. Also, we're still on the fence as to whether or not the lid is truly universal. We'd like to see that be the case. We would, but we're holding out till the ASOTV Lifers tell us more. Not that we don't believe it. Besides, if the drink is coming out of a lid this doesn't fit, you might not want to drink it anyway. Sawgrass scares me!

If you find this magical enough to buy, the green button below will take you to the official product site.

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