Rejuvenate Floor Restorer - Has It Hit It's Ceiling of Growth?

Posted on: Jul 06 2012 at 03:39 - comments
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When we first entered the market, For Life's Rejuvenates was one of the first products we heard of. The marketing was jazzy, the pitchmen was cool. The product seemed to work wonders.

6 years later, we review Revjuvenate Floor Restorer tried four times to NOT write "store refloorer is still going on, punching holes in the 89-day life cycle to As Seen on TV Products.

But is it still worth the hype?

Let's find out.

What Is Rejuvenate Floor Restorer?

Some days I look at this question and go, "well, it is what it says it is. DUH!" And that's kind of the case here. Rejuvenate helps try to bring the shine back to floors that have been a wee bit neglected. Hardwood, Ceramic-Tile & the like. Even laminates. Now, make sure you read the instructions and don't go crazy because the stuff is potent, but if you follow the directions you should be good to go.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to official product websites, Rejuvenate claims the following features and benefits:

  • saves on cost of professional cleaning
  • odorless application
  • 8 oz. bottle can restore a 12x14 room
  • millions of satisfied customers
  • fills in scratches

Does Rejuvenate Floor Restorer Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  The order process has had different incarnations. This current one seems okay. People have had issues on occasion with older models .

Product Performance:  Well, they've had millions of customers. Rejuvenate's been around for years. They predate any of our industry experience. We find a few complaints in the usual space, but given their volumes we don't get too concerned. Rejuvenate has become an institution. That said, once in awhile you're find interesting reviews about them.

Final Thoughts - What to Expect

As far as we know, there's really nothing that's going to place having to refurnish old dead floors. Rejuvenate might have some healing qualities and help get into the grain to restore shine, but eventually you're going to have to break down and get some old elbow grease going. 

That said, if you want to roll the dice on them, there could be worse things. And if something really really happens then you were should probably refurbish the floors anyway. We don't expect it to happen, though. Customer Service:  

For Life Products, Inc. 2301 S. W. 145 Ave. Miramar, FL 33027

Phone:  877.959.1234 Hours:  M-F 8:30am-5pm EST

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