Privacy Policy

The privacy of our visitors matters to us. Without you, we don’t exist.

So at As Seen on TV Life we stick to a few guidelines:

  • We don’t ask you for personal information unless it is necessary. Hell, we don’t even like pop-ups.
  • We will not give out personal information except when keeping in compliance with law, development of product and protection of our rights
  • We do not store personal information on our servers unless it is required for the continuous operation of a product or service.
  • We aim to limit what information is visible to the public, seen by search engines, kept private, and permanently deleted.

With respect to these priorities, our privacy policy is below. If you have questions about our handling of your personal data, please contact us at info [@] or visit our contact page. is operated by Wooden Dock Media, LLC., an Indiana company, in partnership with BiziPorts LLC., an Indiana company. It is the partnership’s policy to respect the privacy of our visitors regarding any information we may collect during operation.

Website Visitors & Users

As with most website operators, As Seen on TV Life collects non-personally-identifying information of the sort that internet web browsers and servers typically make available such as browser type, language preference, referring site, and the date and time of each visitor request. As Seen on TV Life’s purpose in collecting non-personally identifying information is to better understand how visitors use the website. From time to time, As Seen on TV Life may release this information in the aggregate, e.g., by publishing reports on trends discovered in the data. The primary tool utilized for such information gathering is Google Analytics.

As Seen on TV Life also collects potentially personally-identifying information like Internet Protocol (IP) addresses for logged in users and for users leaving comments our websites. As Seen on TV Life only discloses logged in user and commenter IP addresses under the same circumstances as described below, except that blog commenter IP addresses are visible and disclosed to the blog administrators in the location where the blog comment information is stored.

Gathering of Personally-Identifying Information

In some cases, visitors & users of choose to interact with the site in ways that require the gathering of personally-identifying information. The type of information gathered depends the interaction. For example, those who sign up for our newsletter As Seen on TV Lifer will receive newsletters at the email address used during signup. Those who engage in transactions are asked to provide additional information, including as necessary the personal and financial information required to process those transactions. In each case, As Seen on TV Life collects such information only insofar as is necessary. As Seen on TV Life does not disclose personally-identifying information other than in situations portrayed below. Visitors can always refuse to provide with such information, so long as it is understood that such refusal may inhibit engagement on the website.

Aggregate Statistical Information

As Seen on TV Life may collect statistics about the behavior of visitors to its websites. For instance, monitors the website using traffic monitoring tools like Google Analytics. The information may be displayed publicly or provided to others. However, As Seen on TV Life does not disclose personally-identifying information other than in situations described below.

Protection of Certain Personally-Identifying Information

As Seen on TV Life will only disclose potentially personally-identifying information to those of its employees, contractors and affiliated organizations that (1) need to know that information in order to fulfill necessary tasks to maintain operation of and (2) that have agreed not to disclose it to without permission. Depending on the nature of the work & the nature of our website niche, employees, contractors and affiliated organizations may be located outside of your home country. By using As Seen on TV Life, you consent to the transfer of such information to their locations. As Seen on TV Life will not rent or sell potentially personally-identifying information to anyone. Other than to the stakeholders described above, As Seen on TV Life discloses potentially personally-identifying information only in the following situations:

  • response to a subpoena
  • court order or other governmental request
  • when As Seen on TV Life believes in good faith that disclosure is reasonably necessary to protect the property or rights of As Seen on TV Life, third parties or the public at large.

If you are a registered user of As Seen on TV Life and have supplied your email address, As Seen on TV Life may send you an email to tell you about new features, request feedback, or keep you informed of As Seen on TV Life, products & services. We primarily use our website and social media tools to communicate this type of information, meaning this type of email interaction should not be expected. If you send us a request (support email or feedback), we reserve the right to publish it in order to help us clarify, respond , or help us support others. As Seen on TV Life takes all reasonable measures to protect against unauthorized access, use, alteration or destruction of potentially personally-identifying information.


As described by, a cookie, a.k.a “web cookie,” is:

“used for an origin website to send state information to a user's browser and for the browser to return the state information to the origin site”

As Seen on TV Life uses cookies to help identify and track visitors, their website usage, and their website usage tendencies. As Seen on TV Life visitors & users who do not wish to have cookies placed on their computers should change their browser settings so they refuse cookies before accessing It should be noted that such settings could result in the inability to engage with certain aspects of the website.

Business Transfers

If the sad day were to come and were to get acquired or go bankrupt, user information would be one of the assets that is transferred or acquired the third party. Use of the website implies that you acknowledge that if such transfers occur, that any acquirer of As Seen on TV Life may continue to use your personal information as set forth in this policy.


Ads appearing on any of our websites may be delivered to users by advertising partners. Such advertising partners may set cookies. Such cookies allow the advertiser’s ad server to recognize your computer each time they send you an online advertisement to compile information about anyone who uses the computer that accesses As Seen on TV Life. Among the capabilities, this information allows ad networks to deliver targeted advertisements that they believe will be of interest. This Privacy Policy covers the use of cookies by and does not cover the use of cookies by such advertisers.

As Seen on TV Life also contains advertising tracking links (as does most every site in the industry) but, by default, the content on is original and does not include sponsored posts. At least not today and probably not tomorrow. Unless someone catches us on a rare, blue moon, Haley’s Comment, 13th astrological symbol kind of off-day, we won’t allow sponsored content. But if they atypical occurs, we will have disclaimers written in very, very large print all over the place so you’ll be able to identify it quickly and make fun of us for allowing it on

Privacy Policy Changes

Though the chances of significant privacy policy changes are remote, As Seen on TV Life may, on occasion, change its privacy policy at As Seen on TV Life’s discretion. Website visitors and users are encouraged to frequently check the privacy policy to assure that the visitors and users are apprised to such changes.

Note:  this privacy policy was written with respect to the Creative Commons privacy policy form as supplied by

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