A pet owner’s experience isn’t complete until they’ve given their companion an As Seen on TV pet toy to rip to shreds. Or at least try to. Actually, we think there’s a federal law that states that pet owners have to buy at least one infomercial product per year per pet. No sharing! 
(jk)
Here at As Seen on TV Life, we love everything there is to love about infomercial pet products. We love the zany ideas, those, “why didn’t we think of that,” moments and the controversy that can go into some of the products.
Afterall, you haven’t lived until you’ve made a cat owner mad.
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Offer details & such: 1 Memorial Marker – $19.95 + $6.95 S&H. Includes: Two marker and three marker options available. 2 markers: $34.90 + $8.95 S&H; 3 markers – $44.85 + $9.95 S&H. Sales tax: NJ. Guarantee: 30-day money back guarantee (presumed minus S&H). Notes: 3-5 weeks for delivery. My grandmother had a Scottish Terrier [...]
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Offer details & such: Regular – $19.95 + $7.95 S&H. Large – $29.95 + $8.95 S&H. Sales tax: pending. Guarantee: 30-day (minus S&H – presumed). I get scared of any kind of heating devices for sleep. I won’t use a heating blanket. It started back in college when we put a frat buddy’s hand in [...]
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Offer details & such: 1 – $19.95 + $4.95 S&H. Additionals – $9.95 + S&H. How in the Blue Hell did I get this one? I don’t even have a pet. And if I did it wouldn’t be a dog. It’d be a goldfish. A samurai goldfish that could tailwhip the s*** out of my [...]
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Amazon.com Widgets Offers Details: Comfy Control Harness & Leash – $10.99 + $6.99 S&H. BOGO (Buy 1, get 1) – $4.99 S&H. I’ve always thought collars for pets were mean. Have you ever watched them try to slip it off as if it were a hangman’s noose? I swore my grandmother’s dog lost a little [...]
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Price: $19.95 + $7.95 S&H. Buy 1; Get 1 Free (pay S&H for second). Fabric hair-removing head (attachment) – Free. Sales tax: CT & NV. Because there aren’t enough pet shedding tools & products out there, along comes Shed Pal. What makes Shed Pal so unique and different from its competitors that it should warrant [...]
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Offer details & such: 1 + 4 mounting brackets – $19.99 + $9.99 S&H. BOGO: 1 – $9.99 S&H. Includes: QuitTips Door Training Guide. Sales tax: NC & TN. Guarantee: 30-day (minus S&H). At mama’s house there’s three cats. Those cats are really my sister’s cats. She got them when she was sad and them [...]
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Offer details & such: 1 for $19.95 + $3.95 S&H. Guarantee: 30-days (minus S&H). I have a long-professed love of my iPhone. It does all my messaging and engagement – phone, video, text, email, social media…I also use the calendar and notes features that syncs to Google Calendar, keeping track of everything I need. So [...]
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Offer details & such: 30-day supply – $14.95 + S&H. Cart site. 60-day supply also available. Free shipping on orders $26.000 & up. Guarantee: 30-day (minus S&H – presumed). It about an hour, I have to slip a little phenobarbital into a nighttime shake for my poor little epileptic cat. The alternative is that she [...]
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Offer details & such: $14.95 + $7.95 P&H.BOGO: $7.95 P&H. Includes: Recordable Dog Tag. (One comes with BOGO as well). Sales tax: CA & NY. Guarantee: 30-day (minus P&H). As we continue to journey back into the history or recent As Seen on TV product, we come across one that spawned from an international sensation. [...]
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Offer details & such: Emery Cat & cat de-shedder – $19.95 plus $7.95 P&HBOGO: $7.95 P&H. Guarantee: 30-day (minus P&H). So my cat is rolling around on the table, gnawing on my backpack strap and stalking every car that passes by. You would have thought I put catnip in there. She’s playful and board and [...]
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Offer details & such: $10 and only $6.99 S&H. BOGO: $6.99 S&H. When my sister and I were kids, we had a little half pomeranian / half-poodle. He was three kinds of crazy and two kinds of stupid. He really didn’t go that way until my grandmother started raising him with a no-discipline approach. Now we’re [...]
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Amazon.com Widgets Essentials According to PetRider.com Offer details & such: $14.99 + $6.99 S&H. BOGO w/ surprise gift – $6.99. Sales tax: CA & NJ. This one is for crowdsourcing: Last night before going to bed we saw a product for a new TELEBrands products: Pet Rider. We were wondering if y’all have seen it?
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