Perfect Tortilla - For Big Country! (RIP)

Posted on: Jul 06 2012 at 03:44 - comments
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Original web offer details & such:  1 $10 + $7.95 P&H. BOGO:  1 - $7.95 P&H. Includes:  Cut 'n Cup Slicer - $0.00. Sales tax: May Apply. Guarantee: 30-day minus P&H.   Notes: $10 P&H - Canada, Guam, PR, HI, AK, VI.

About a month ago, me and my closest friends lost one of our own:   Big Country . He was a pain in the ass, never took s*** from anyone because he never listened. He lived life on his own terms. And he made sure he went out on his own terms, too.

Sitting in the bar after his funeral - which was capped by his MC buddies giving him a full motorcycle caravan ride to his resting home - a couple buddies and I decided to get Big Country's favorite cheap beer and catch up on times. While catching up on baseball scores on one of the 234 big screens, we saw the commercial for the Perfect Tortilla.

"OOOH! Look!" I shouted. "You know who that would be perfect for!" "'Country." They replied. "He'd take that to the bar and make them use it."

And they would. He would use it for all sorts of dipping sauces (no salads for 'Country!). Bean dip, salsa, salsa & bean dip, and our buddy's wife's famous white chicken chili dip! M'mmm. Beautiful heart attack on a stick!

And probably his beer, too. But, would Big Country got what he was hoping for - delicious goodness in a one-of-a-kind dip design?

Let's see if this is worth him having on that side of the pearly gates!

What Is the Perfect Tortilla?

What is it? It's making my ass hungry is what it is. We seldom gush here at ASOTVL but this just looks great. Absolutely great. It solves the issue of having a taco stand on it's own without having to worry about whether or not one can wrap around. I'm thinking taco salads. But I'm also thinking white chicken chilli burrito dip that 'Country would have gouged into. 

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to buyperfecttortilla.com, the Perfect Tortilla claims the following features and benefits:

  • baked, never fried
  • unique design
  • serving bowl for dips
  • dishwasher safe
  • place any tortilla

Does the Perfect Tortilla Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  So far we haven't seen any issues with the order process. The offer on the website is a classic BOGO with two P&H prices. Sales tax applies pending on where you live and outside the continental US has additional surcharges. Pay attention to all that and you're ready to go.

Product Performance:  So far all we've read is blogger love for the perfect tortilla. All the typical online indicators have yet to show any real issues with it to speak of. If we find out otherwise from the As Seen on TV Lifers, we'll be sure to update the review. 



Final Thoughts - What to Expect

Two words:  cooking spray. I know they say, "no-stick" spray but have you ever seen a non-stick pan work when you need it to? If you have you'll have to send us video. Other than that this thing looks like an absolute trip on which to play with. I wish Big Country could be around to enjoy white chicken chili dip with us during the upcoming BeerBeCue. I know he'd love eating them out of this. We might have to do it just for him!

If you think this is perfect for you, the green button below will take you to the official product site.

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Perfect Tortilla P.O. Box 3179 Wallingford, CT 06494

Phone: 866.684.2004 Hours:  8am-10pm EST Online:  customerstatus.com

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