Papa Bert's Stadium Sippin' Seat. Finally, Something to Sneak Drinks into a College Football Game (Not That I Would).

Posted on: Jul 04 2012 at 01:54 - comments
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Original web offer details & such:  $29.99 + S&H. Cart site - depends on total order.

All the Notre Dame football games I've ever went to have had the following things in common: 

1 - they were all cold. 2 - They lost every game including the last time they were ranked #1 at home. Lost to Boston College. 4 fumbles. Unbelievable . 3 - The alums were really damned good at sneaking in beer. I mean really damned good. They got cans, flasks, plastic Jesus'...I'm thinking the security guard really didn't care.

But not all places are as cool as Notre Dame. For those other schools, there's sneaky little devices like Papa Bert's sipping seat.

The question is whether or not Papa Bert will the seat leave you all wet.

Let's find out .

What Is Papa Bert's Stadium Sippin' Seat?

Ever had a seat cushion to sit on? One that looks like the flotation seats on a fishin' boat? Ever tried to sneak a drink into a sporting event? Put all three of those together and you have Papa Bert's Stadium Sippin' Seat. Now, they don't teach you how to subtly poor the drinks out of the seat without the aisle users and security guards catching you but other than that it'll help you sneak in drinks into the sporting event.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to official product websites, Papa Bert's Stadium Sippin' Seat claims the following features and benefits:

  • holds 20 oz of liquid
  • comes in many color choices
  • several possible images
  • easy to fill
  • heavy-duty zipper

Does Papa Bert's Stadium Sippin' Seat Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  All the typical online indicators have now shown an issue as of yet with the Papa Bert's site. Not that we expect it to. It was simply the tone I was going with when I wrote it. Blame the fact I'm watching Warehouse 13 at 3am and Pete's ex-wife's wedding is about to get ruined by an artifact.

That bit of prattle should give indication as to how little concern we have about any issues coming up on the Papa Bert site.

Product Performance: Well, the downside is that you have to sit on your drink before you drink so, to be clean, try to keep all your fluids and sounds in. Otherwise we haven't seen any issues yet that said the seat broke. Good too because we want to sue this product many times, and often. This one has got, "College gag gift," written all over it.

Final Thoughts - What to Expect

Ohhhhhh, I want one of these. Without a doubt I want one of these. I want to give it to my Notre Dame-loving lawyer. I want to give it to the Notre Dame-grad in-laws. I want to see what they do with it. This would be a blast. Customer Service: Live chat available on product site.

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