[Review] Olde Brooklyn Lantern - What's Brooklyn Got To Do With It?

Posted on: Jan 19 2013 at 11:37 - comments
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Original web offer details & such:  1 - $12.99 + $6.99 S&H. Includes:  Special offer second lantern - $9.99 (after initial purchase).  Sales tax: may apply. Presumed NJ & CA. Guarantee:

My favorite summer nights aren't necessarily when me, my friends & my co-workers are recreating Margaritaville by the lake. My favorite nights are with but a few friends, a deck of cards and a Weber Grill. Perhaps, a Margarita or two. Perhaps.

The lighting is always key. We want to make sure we can see the cards. Or the chess board. 

We're not sure why we'd want to recreate Olde Brooklyn into our nights, but we know others might like the ambiance. We took a look.

Below is what we found .

What Is Olde Brooklyn Lantern?

Olde Brooklyn is a name given to a vintage-styled lantern that can be used either indoors or outdoors. And since the lanterns are lit with LED lights, they're not subjected to the same issues one would have with actual kerosene lanterns. The marketers also claim that the lantern stays cool to the touch - though, we're waiting to see if someone's willing to leave the lantern on for 100,000 hours to test the claim. Either way, it should make playing cards and chess easier at night.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to oldebrooklynlantern.com, Olde Brooklyn Lantern claims the following features and benefits:

  • perfect for patio, dining, mantle, bedroom, tent...
  • great for when the power goes out
  • durable metal construction
  • ultra bright LED bulbs
  • built-in dimmer switch

Does Olde Brooklyn Lantern Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  We'll I'll be damned. This is the first time in forever I've seen TELEBrands add a multi-step checkout to a product site. Typically, they do one step checkout with the credit card on the page. For this one, they let you put in your information and confirm the order quantity before you purchase. Then the special offer appears on the upsell page. If you like it, hit the big graphical button. If not, hit the itty bitty text link next to it that says, "No, thanks." So far we haven't seen any issues. We don't expect it to change.

Product Performance:  The product is new and right now there isn't much going on in the way of marketing fluff reviews. They're coming out slowly. The watchdogs have been quiet too. Too quiet. It's sort of pissing me off to be honest. But so far, no one has had the lantern 100,000 hours to test the durability claims. When we start seeing or hearing more we'll pass the info along.

Update January 18, 2013

We went looking again and found a few timeless complaints. Timeless as in, "every time an As Seen on TV offer goes with a 2 for 1 deal, someone always thinks the price applies to both ." Couple that with a, "I didn't know the shipping & handling to be a bit high." If we didn't know better we'd say that TELEBrands has their own personal Anonymous hacker army that shells out the complaints the moment they launch a new product. Just make sure you do the math when ordering. 

Final Thoughts - What to Expect

Good question. Damn, always with the tough ones. We expect the Olde Brooklyn Lantern to fall short of the 100,000 hours of light. Then again, batteries don't come with the lantern so if you purchase some incredible D batteries, you might hit the mark. But we expect people to have some fun with it. And it will probably hold up to some of the outdoor experiences since it is made of, " Genuine Metal ."

As to why it is Olde Brooklyn and not something more distinguished and vintage like Old London or Old England, Or even like the Paul Revere Lanterns, we don't know . They look more like ships lanterns or kerosene lanterns, but we're not the marketing department for a billion dollar company so we'll leave it to the folks in New Jersey.

Customer Service:   address:

Telebrands Customer Care Olde Brooklyn Lantern 79 Two Bridges Road Fairfield, NJ 07004

phone:  800.777.4034 online:  getorderstatus.com hours:  9am-5pm EST. Suggested call times:  Thursday-Friday.

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