[Review] Nopalea Wellness Drink. Sort of Feels Wrong Taking Juice From a Cactus

Posted on: Jan 27 2013 at 02:27 - comments
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Product Site Offer details & such:  Online price 1 #$19.99 a pack. "Auto-Delivery" Autoship - $114.99 per month. 1 bottle - $39.99. 9-pack, 3-oz bottles - $42.99. Includes:   Sales tax:  May apply. Notes:  S&H vary pending offer.

Another wonderful day for my diet:  two peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, a salad, some carrot sticks, and 5 tacos with some nachoes to go with pina coladas, Captain & Diet Coke and goldfish crackers. If ever my body was screaming, "DETOX," now would be the time.

What Is Nopalea?

Nopalea is a wellness drink composed of super-antioxidant bioflavonoid - why the use the Sonoran Nopal cactus. Their meant to help reduce irritation in joints and muscles and detox the body of the three Ps :  pesticides, parabens & pollution. They offer a 30-day challenge to see if you feel better after a month of use. Why? Because who can get all that p out at once ziiiiing.

There are three offerings:  original, daily and cleanse. The options are available separately or in one pack.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to www.nopalea.com, Nopalea (official Amazon affiliate link) claims the following features and benefits:

  • helps reduce inflammation
  • bioflavonoids
  • detoxification
  • more movement. less pain.
  • a better life in a bottle (what my dad always thought - ziiing!)

Does Nopalea Work? Review of Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  They are straight up with their order process. Even their auto-delivery / autoship is upfront and honest - and an option. They run the online delivery is a simplified cart with single bottles, small bottles and a month supply. The watchdog sites have been mum. We like when they're mum.

Product Performance:  Tell you what, the bloggers and vloggers have been pretty cool with this one. They've admitted the price point is more then they spend on themselves in groceries in a month but they seem to appreciate the way it makes them feel. They say the taste can be considered, "acquired," but so it coffee, whiskey and iced tea. And I drink way too much... iced tea.

Video - One of the Nopalea Reviews we Found

Consulted Sources Included...

Final Thoughts - What to Expect...Perhaps

Nopalea is quite a price for what you get. Wow, is it. If you're going to get it, make sure you're committing to the lifestyle change. I don't spend this much on my whiskey.

If, indeed, a lifestyle change is what you are looking for, then this could be a nice start. We would suggest either the single bottle or monthly pack before going whole hog with the autoship program. Then again, in for a penny, in for $115 bucks a month... Customer Service:   address:

TriVita, Inc.  PO Box 15700  Scottsdale, AZ 85267

phone:  1.800.991.7116  hours:  4am-11pm. MST. M-S.

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