Neckline Slimmer [Review]. Which of My Chins Should I Use This On?

Posted on: Apr 25 2011 at 08:17 - comments
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Original Offer details: $19.95 + $7.95 P&H. Includes Neckline Slimmer, Luxury Carrynig Bag & Instructional Training DVD. Bonus: Paul Younane's European Firming Accelerator Cream - $7.95 P&H. Sales tax - NY.

I made the mistake of not getting up early this morning. That mistake meant not gettin' to workout before the Southwest Florida sun hit. The mistake was compounded by the fact that it's raining right now. It's the drops embedded within the west-to-east gulf breeze whipping through this porch that keeps reminding me that I should have gotten up this morning. Now as I rub both my chins, I find myself thinking that had I a Neckline Slimmer then at least I could work on one of these chins.

But which one?

Features & Claims - Neckline Slimmer

According to, the Neckline claims the following features:

  • No more loose or hanging skin
  • No more double-chin or neck folds
  • No pain
  • No expensive surgery
  • Slim you neck in just 2 minutes a day
  • Guaranteed results

One of my chins would be thanking me if those claims were true and I started using the product. Time to find out, for one of my chin's sake.

Review - Neckline Slimmer Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

One thing's for sure, everybody seemed to have something to say about the Neckline and everybody said what you'd expect them to say. Here...we'll show you what we mean.

Order Process: We found some complaints about the order process. Most of them were older complaints that people didn't like that the moment the credit card was given, the order was made. Not that we agree with the process but after seeing it for over 5 years, we realize it's just industry standard. We also saw a couple cases where people ordered more than they expected and a couple cases where people weren't aware of the second P&H charge for the Bonus. And to answer, "What if I don't want the Bonus?" the only thing we know to say is that the website sells and offer instead of a product. Welcome to the industry.

We got most of our insight from ComplaintsBoard . Great stuff, guys, once again.

Product Performance: On that complaintsboard thread we found a case where the springs in the neckline slimmer broke. We didn't see much other than that.

We put together a video playlist of people who used the Neckline Slimmer and gave their opinions on it. It's pretty interesting. Check it out (yes, the first video is the infomercial, but the other 10+ are reviews).

We also found two additional threads where people said what you'd expect:

  • - People on this thread were intrigued by the product. Some tried it and liked it. I don't recall finding anyone who had a bad thing to say about it.
  • - I pity the poor soul who admitted on a body building forum that he was getting a Neckline Slimmer. Yeah, they ragged him good.

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Are You a Spa Person or a BodyBuilder Person...or Both?

If you're like me, then you don't care so long as that second chin disappears.

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