[Review] Lipozene - Taking Doesn't Mean You Can Eat Anything You Want. Good God.

Posted on: Jan 26 2013 at 03:44 - comments
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Original Product Website Offer details & such:  $29.95 + probably S&H. Notes Autoship-Continuity is probable.

F***. Had I known I was getting another diet pill to end the review day I would have done my errand running sooner. Damn. Let's cut to the chase now:  in our experience, no diet pill works unless you're willing to change your eating and other lifestyle habits. Sorry, you don't get to take a couple pills, down a pizza, and sprout out an Adipose baby. This isn't Doctor Who. If you can handle such a crushing reality then you're ready to read the rest of this review. So let's see what we found...

What Is Lipozene?

It's a diet pill. Drink it with water and it's supposed to expand to make you feel full. Natural s*** and specific language to make sure it's not mistaken for a supplement. But if you need something to help you cut down on dieting, this might be what you would like. Talk to you Doctor first. He'll probably tell you to cut down on calories and exercise more while you're at it. And if all three things work to help you get into shape, then great. As we always think:  any port in the storm.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to lipozene.com, Lipozene (official affiliate link) claims the following features and benefits:

  • help reduce weight
  • help reduce body fat
  • safe and effective
  • clinically proven
  • satisfaction guaranteed

Does Lipozene Work? Review of Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  It's tough to tell. I mean on the surface there are people bitching that the product doesn't work, but if those sample people are running 2,500 calorie diets or the like then nothing will work. The thing that gets to use is that it sounds like there's an autoship / continuity that goes with these offers. We couldn't find it on the website so we're thinking it is in the upsell process. Sadly, their test credit card number is obscure and we couldn't go through the upsell process but we suspect that the continuity is one of the upsell stages. Read carefully. Go one step at a time. Or, close the browser once your done.

Product Performance:  It's not a prescription. It's not been evaluated by the FDA. It might just be a sugar pill for all we know. The pregnant and lactating are not advised to take it. And if you're not willing to make lifestyle changes you probably aren't going to have much success. Like we said, consult a doctor.

The video below does NOT count as a doctor consult

Consulted Sources Included...



Final Thoughts - What to Expect...Perhaps

Talk. To. Your. Doctor. First. And Second. And Third. We expect more of the same since the product's been around awhile. If you want to avoid the potential for an autoship, try purchasing it in one shipment at Amazon. Customer Service:   Phone:  1-888-220-8907 Hours:   Monday-Friday:  5:00AM-5:00PM PST Saturday:  6:00AM-2:30PM PST Sunday:  Closed

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