Lint Lizard SUCKS! [Review] @

Posted on: Feb 12 2012 at 09:09 - comments
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Original web offer details & such:  1 for $10.99 + $6.99. BOGO: additional Lint Lizard + Dust Lizard - $6.99 (Opt Out / Optional). Sales tax:  CA & NJ. Guarantee:  30-day money back guarantee (minus S&H).

One of the more beautiful pieces of domestic equipment I've even seen are the maroon LG washer and dryer combo deals. They make the laundry room part of the kitchen look trendy in our flat and they make clever noise so I know in what stages our clothes are in the wash cycle. But even those can be made to be a little smoother with a little cleaning. Even if we need to use a lizard to clean it - those dust-riddled creatures.

Well, so long as it's a dust lizard. Well, maybe.

Let's see if it's worth it...

What Is Lint Lizard?

Lint Lizard is this above-and-beyond lint attachment that helps clean out your dryer deeper than standard attachments - so it goes. It's colored green so that automatically makes it an eco-friendly attachment right? by making your dryer cleaner which, by process, makes the dryer more efficient. It also can be used as a general cleaning tool. Get in cracks in the tiles and shades and curtains and keyboard and the like. Also, if you go for the optional BOGOs, you can get the Dust Lizard that helps round out the vacuum cleaning attachment tools. It's not colored green so it's probably not a green tool he joked but I'm assuming the efficiency cleaning principle works as well.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to official product website, your product claims the following features and benefits:

  • neat & easy
  • attaches to any vacuum hose
  • 44" hose - flexible
  • prevents vent fires
  • cleans deep

Does Lint Lizard Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process: This one has been a fun one because there seems to be a fight a-brewin' over it. And the fight is catching us off-guard. The reason? Because we liked the albeit opt out optional format. If people don't want the BOGO options they can opt instead for just the one lint lizard. But we've found a couple who still weren't paying attention to the lint lizard order process .

What we found was interesting was that we found someone who addressed Telebrands Complaints on Pissed Consumer but flowered about the process. Who wrote it? We'd guess TELEBrands. It's too keyword-targeted for a  lady who's complaining an extreme issue. Do we care? Nope. Why? Because they've got detractors who make s*** up all day on these forums and the forums holds them hostage (aka - bribes) to remove them. It's also why we take them with a grain of salt especially when we've heard the complaints before and before. 

And they're fighting back on Twitter .

Product Performance:  We've seen marketing fluff before but NEVER on the scale we've seen for lint lizard. We're trying all our tricks but so far we've only heard & seen flowering things.  What does this mean? We'll be looking again because a product this big should at least have parody videos out about it. 

But then we come across the good folks at Star reviews! Check out their thoughts!

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Lint Lizard™ 79 Two Bridges Road Fairfield, NJ 07004

      Phone: 800.777.4034 Hours: M-F 9:00AM-5:00PM EST 24/7:

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In the mean time, buy a damned Lint Lizard.

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