My Top Off [Review] Bottle Opener. Who Knew It Was Such a Problem?

by not Sully on June 6, 2011

Offer details & such: 2 My Top Off’s, 2 Insulated Koozi’s & 2 hands free drink slings – $23.90. ($10 + $6.95 p/h + BOGO $6.95 p/h). Includes: 90 day warranty.

I carry a bottle opener on my key chain. It’s made of sturdy metal. I’ve broken too many plastic ones to go back. With that in mind, I dunno if I’d ever use a My Top Of…unless I was at a party.

Why? well…

Imagine a 21-yr-old who actually waited till they were 21 to drink and wasn’t practiced on the delicate art of opening a beer bottle. Now they could handle those twist-off Budweiser beer water bottles, but that person gets to something like a Dos Equis and, well, they’re stumped.

Sadly, I’m not making the story up. Someone actually put that on forum.bodybuilding.com.

Who knew there was such a bottle opening epidemic that My Top Off could solve?

How Does My Top Off Bottle Opener work

My Top Off is a little cylindrical device that lets you quickly pop the top off a bottle – soda or beer. It gets under the lid and, quick as a hiccup, pops the top. Once you hear the, “click,” you’ve got it. And with a little practice, you’ll be able to get it so the bottle cap sticks to the magnet strip for easy collection. Then you can be reeeeeal smooth.

If the product catches on, We could see this being a speed event at the professional bartending championships.

Benefits, Claims & Features – My Top Off

According to official website MyTopOff.com, My Top Off Bottle Opener claims the following benefits & features:

  • Great for parties, BBQ, tailgating, boating, hot tub, & camping
  • Easy to use for people of ages including seniors & kids
  • Great gift idea for stocking stuffers, party favors & birthdays
  • Works on all types of bottle caps including twist-off caps
  • Completely safe & sanitary to use
  • Great romotional tool for restaurants, bars, events & festivals

My Top Off Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams…

I’d like to preface this by saying, “you know how many web pages are out there with the phrase, ‘my top off,’ as a theme? Too many to count. The porn alone is one thing, but also:

  • drunken shennigans
  • dating advice
  • Jeep Wranglers
  • topping off a gas tank
  • topping off car fluids
  • cutting the tops off indoor plants

Yeah, this is what we went through. That being said, when I say that when we check the typical industry websites and beyond for insight into My Top Off’s Order Process & Product Performance and say we didn’t find anything that warranted concern, it means we sifted through a lot to make sure it was clean. So far as we can tell, pop those tops and let the merry drinking begin.

Where to Buy My Top Off


Would You Rather Have A Bottle Opener or My Top Off?

I mean the My Top Off Bottle Opener. Geesh!

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