Instant Zipper [Review] w/ Anthony Sullivan. They (All But) Dared Us to Find Something Wrong

Posted on: Mar 02 2012 at 09:58 - comments
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Essentials According to

Original web offer details & stuff: 4 zippers in a choice of color - $19.95 plus $6.95 shipping and handling. Sales tax: CA. 8.75%. 30-Day Money Back Guarantee less S/P. Delivery ~ 4 weeks.

A few days ago, TV Goods hit us up via Twitter and asked us to check out the Instant Zipper.

Instant Zipper is pitched by none other than the King, Anthony Sullivan . We love King Sully. The website is done by Internet Direct Response. We love Internet Direct Response - especially their National Sales Director Christopher Robbins. Seriously, he might the funniest guy in the industry. Probably had too many cold frozen winters in Maine to think up all his jokes, but if you get a chance to meet him, revel in it. Funnest few minutes of you life.

Either way, when TV Goods asked, we were delighted to take a look.

Benefits, Claims & Features - Instant Zipper

According to official website, the Instant Zipper claims the following benefits and features:

  • World first instant solution to any broken zipper
  • Repairs any zippers guaranteed
  • "clip it and zip it"
  • 4 universally used colors (gold, silver, black & bronze)
  • Heavy Duty Construction
  • Patented jaw design

But, for the real question:  is it an instant solution or an instant pain in the a**?

Instant Zipper Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process: We should have known something was up when they asked us to take a look. It's as if they dared us to find complaints about the site. It's as if we wouldn't find anything.

At this time, all the typical complaint sites are clean. been running for a few weeks so the fact we're not hearing or finding anything anywhere that looks like a complaint is a good thing.

It does look like they've been testing the price point lately so the price we have at the top of this might be changing so make sure you check the price before you check out. And for those of you who hate the typical one-step checkout where you have to put in a credit card and then find out the price later, you'll be happy to know that this one we'll let your review the main offer in advance.

Like we said, we love these folks :-).

Product Performance: So far, so good. The major complaint sites haven't had anyone haul off on the Instant Zipper, making it an instant success :-) in our eyes.

The only downside: The only downside we found so far was the the SciMark Report predicted this product to be a failure. Not that they didn't believe in the product but they thought it didn't solve a common enough problem. Like Sully would go against his own rule of only promoting products that solve a common problem. :-) Even SciMark has admitted to guessing wrong on the last two products they thought would be failures.

 Here is the Instant Zipper on My Fox 8 WGHP | Greensboro, NC.

Well, what do you think? How close were we?

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