The Incredible Indoor Banana Tree. What Is? How Tos and Stuff

Posted on: Feb 22 2011 at 08:18 - comments
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Price: Buy 1, Get 1 Free for $10. Pay S&H of $5.95 for each plant ($11.90 total S&H).
You really can't spend some time looking at the Incredible Indoor Banana Tree without wanting to listen to Radio Margaritaville and play Donkey Kong games. Well, at least I can't...but it's peaceful :-)

It's no fair, really, because the first thing they promote on is that bananas are good for cereal, pancakes, muffins, bread and deserts. It's a "no, duh," but if you're hungry then the advertising's effective.

What Kind of Indoor Banana Tree Is It?

At this point your question is better than our answer for it. We've inquired with the parent company. We tried the email but was impeded by our arch nemesis:  Mailer Daemon, who said:

"User exceeds storage quota."

We tried the number on - 866.3518.2290 and the operator just sent me to a purchasing part of the company. That number:  269.621.2481 waiting....waiting...they still apologize for my wait...I want to tell them I'm watching my weight, and **** ***. :-P

At this point the phone call costs more than the product...but, damnit , I want to know what kind of Banana Tree it is. Some grow tall, some grow short. The second operator was much more congenial (I wish all call centers were in the Midwest). She admitted their product catalog doesn't align with their online product offering and the closest thing she had to the Incredible Indoor Banana Tree was a Hearty Paw Paw Tree whose fruit turns into a yellow banana color when ripe. So she gave me a number that my help me on my quest to find the name of the Banana Tree:  888.215.6468.

Where does that number lead? To some national die cast car company who hasn't SEOed their site enough to have their phone number show up with their name in Google.

So, yeah, we'd love to tell you more about it but they're not making it easy right now. If you hear more or we hear more, let's make sure to exchange information :-)

Just How Many Types of Banana Trees Are There?

Here's a hint:


  • 'Grand Nain' tree - Chiquita Banana
  • Super Dwarf Cavendish
  • Dwarf Red
  • Super Dwarf
  • Chinese Yellow Banana

...and the list goes on (source: )

Where to Find the Incredible Indoor Banana Tree

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