[Review] Himalayan Salt D-Tox Patches from Bio Energiser - DeToxing or Toxic?

Posted on: Apr 03 2012 at 10:40 - comments
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Original web offer details & such:  5-day supply. $14.99 + $7.95 S&H. Sales tax: Varies. Guarantee: 30-day minus S&H. Notes:  Orders from the Continental U.S., AK, HI, PR, VI, GU & Canada only.

I think I've been the healthiest I've been in awhile. Not drinking as much soda pop. Not snacking nearly as much. Working out daily. It's been a nice little run.

But I still want to feel a bit healthier. I drink enough water but I still want to feel a bit more pure.

Himalayan D-Tox Patches are supposed to provide that level of health. The question is - is it for my health or in spite of my health?

Let's do some healthy research...

What Are Himalayan Salt D-Tox Patches?

Himalayan Salt D-Tox Patches are patches that are supposedly supposed to purify your body and replenish it with essential nutrients and minerals. The salts them self are supposedly as old as the Jurrasic area. The process is supposed to be as old as time and is supposedly being praised by alternative health experts.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to dtoxpatches.com, Himalayan D-Tox Patches claim the following features and benefits:

  • detoxify your body
  • boost your circulation
  • increase your energy
  • soothe sore muscles
  • promotes better health

Do Himalayan Salt D-Tox Patches Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process:  Truth told, for as seen on tv / infomercial products this order process doesn't get much simpler than this. 1 offer, 1 S&H. Some sales tax pending on the stinginess of your state. There are upsells if you want to go through them. Otherwise, that's about it. 

Product Performance:  This particular brand of Himalayan Salt Detox patches is still in its grass roots stage. Much of what is out there is marketing fluff which isn't bad. Isn't good but isn't bad. Since there wasn't much out there aside from, "this is awesome," we found some links and threads that discuss how Himalayan Salt Detoxing helps:

Cure Zone - Quite the argument regarding whether Himalayan Salt is a fad or whether it is helpful. It's a little hard to follow in the beginning but after awhile you can pick up the rhythm.

natural-salt-lamps.com - This one discusses the Himalayan salts and its value as bath salts and the like for its detox powers.

HealthGuide - This article discusses how this type of salt is the cleanest, healthiest salt in the world. And that when used in moderation the salts have therapeutic powers.

Final Thoughts

Once again we profess our love of under-the-radar products such as Himalayan D-Tox patches by Bio Energiser. We're hoping the this little-product-that-could makes some waves and has a great product life cycle. I know it sounds a bit hokey, but I'm having a good day and am hoping to share that joy with others.

If you want to share in the therapeutic joy of the himalayan salts, the green button below will take you to the official product site. Customer Service:  

Global TV Concepts 676 South Military Trail Deerfield Beach, Florida 33442

Phone: 877.300.5499 Email: customerservice@globaltvconcepts.com 

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