How to Grow a Cucumber? Try the Amazing Cucumber Vine

Posted on: Feb 21 2011 at 07:53 - comments
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Price: 2 plants for $9.95 + $4.95 S&H. Bonus - 1 plant for $2.95 S&H.

Some products leave us rolling our eyes; some products leave us cheering. The Amazing Cucumber vine is one such underdog product.

What Is the Amazing Cucumber Vine?

Exactly. It is what you think it is. It's a cucumber vine. Already past the seed stage (we believe) - the tough part of the process. And it claims to be able to grow cucumbers up to 2 feet in as little as 50 days. It really is that simple. So simple that the rest of the copy on the product site promotes the health benefits of cucumbers and talks little else of the product.

And ....pause for effect...THERE'S NO VIDEO ON THE SITE! There's cheezy flash animation, though no video.

But we find ourselves liking this product a lot. It takes a little leap of faith to invest in it, but we are oddly drawn to under-promoted products as opposed to over-promoted products

Review - Amazing Cucumber Vine Complaints, Rip-Offs, Frauds, Scams...

So far as we know the Amazing Cucumber Vine is a seasonal product. We find very little out there about the product, claims, complaints, frauds, rip-offs, scams or otherwise.

But it is the growing season. And just like the seeds you've purchased at the market, there's a chance this won't work according to plan. But we like The Amazing Cucumber Vine. If for not other reason it made us re-remember how to grow a cucumber (amazing the little things forgotten along the way).

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