Big City Slider Station [Review] w/ Billy Mays. White Castle Ain't Got Nuthin' on 'Em.

Posted on: Jul 06 2011 at 04:48 - comments
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Original offer details & such: $19.99 + $8.99 S&H. Includes: slider station, spoon, recipe guide, prep slicer. Sales tax: MA, CA. Guarantee: 30-day (minus S&H).

I chose the pen name, "No Billy," for a reason. I scraped, clawed, fought and spit to get the name and to make sure I'm the one that gets all the Billy Mays products - for as long as they last which is, hopefully, forever.

I even love the Big City Slider Station. Seriously, someone used a muffin template, made a flat iron grill out of it and came up with something that's like a White Castle Slider but without all that food poisoning.

But will it hold up to the Billy Mays level of excellence?

What Is Big City Slider Station?

The Big Slider is about how we described it in the intro - it's a two-sided flat iron grill a-la George Foreman grill. The difference is that the grill is specifically designed for mini-burgers. They fit right on a stove and grill up like the indoor grill I use religiously during the winters. The offer also comes with a recipe book and a measuring spoon. We're not sure why someone would need a recipe book, but if the commercial is any indication then there's a whole lot of crazy snackable sensations we've never considered. If they start playing NFL football again, Billy's Slider Station will come in quite handy.

Benefits, Claims & Features

According to, Big City Slider Station claims the following features and benefits:

  • just scoop, press & cook
  • 100% satisfaction (minus S&H - presumed)
  • free slicer and spoon
  • no flipping required
  • ready in 2 minutes (give or take)

Does Big City Slider Station Work? Complaints, Frauds, Rip-Offs, Scams...

Order Process: For the most part, the order process complaints were negligible. We found a couple but we didn't really take them serious. Not because I still have a Billy-crush, but given the volume this product sold in, we don't think the complaints were a trend. But if you order one, cancel and then still get charged 3 months later, let us know.

Product Performance: Honestly, we didn't heed much credence to the couple complaints we found for the order process. It's a pretty simple product. It's not going to make the meat you use better. Spray down the grill, use meat that doesn't suck and it should be making you some good stuff. If other's have had different experiences with it, please let us know. We reserve the right to be wrong :-).

We stumbled across a couple forums and blogs that talked about the station with only minimal fluff. Please take a moment to check them out.

We had a playlist of videos below, but the Jaboody Dubs video was too awesome to include other videos. It's NSFW so be alert, but if you get to watch it then you'll LYAO.

Customer Service:

Big City Slider PO Box 13184 Bridgeport, CT 06673

Phone: 1-203-567-1124 Email:

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